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2010/11/23 13:27:08
240corty
quote:
Originally posted by Scott

quote:
Originally posted by 240corty

you get passed by a cortina[:x)]



when you pass a cortina [88][:x)]



then break down[88]
2010/11/24 21:27:00
ricktewagon
You have to wait in the car while she satisfys her customers, then whilst driving fas you get passed by a cortina[:p]
2010/11/25 07:26:52
Juiceman
This one's probably already in here - You opt for the Type 9 5spd upgrade partially because of the 5th gear, but MAINLY because you've had the 4spd shifter come flying out of the gearbox and you know that a shifter that's bolted in has less chance of coming out in your hand than a nylon threaded one.
2010/11/27 12:12:39
Richomk1
Haha nice one Muzza, i thought someone else would put it in there. I was gonna say when you go to punch third but end up punching the dash, with the stick still in your hand.
quote:
Originally posted by muzza

When on fast take off at the lights you flat shift into 2nd and the gearstick comes off.

2010/11/27 21:39:45
ratta tat tat
when... random motorists can't wait to tell you how awesome your car is!
2010/11/27 21:42:16
ratta tat tat
quote:
Originally posted by whooligan

You can turn your indicator off with your knee.




Hahahahahaha. great 1
2010/11/28 09:18:59
smallvan
[:u]You guys are scaring a first time escort owner. [:u][:u][:u]
2010/11/28 18:16:28
jimmyd
quote:
Originally posted by smallvan

[:u]You guys are scaring a first time escort owner. [:u][:u][:u]



99% of these issues are present in any 'classic' car - just with an escort you can
a. fix it yourself, and
b. look stylish while doing it[88]
2010/11/28 19:39:50
Sterling
i cant wrap my head around how many posts im reading about shifters coming off/out???

its never happened to me! ive had 2 gearbox's in my mk2, with 3 different shifters... ive broken one of them but they have never come off....

even had an old guy at the petrol station give me a talk about one he used to have, then ask me if the shifter ever fell off?
2010/11/28 22:26:55
krt10
happened to me twice. bought a quickshift, problem solved
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