You choose your next family car purchase based on it's ability to tow the Escort

When you permanently remove the windshield washer system because it never works.

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Originally posted by Scott

When you permanently remove the windshield washer system because it never works.

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I can't believe how many of these I can relate to!!!! [88]

I recently noticed in my Escort panel van (my daily) I always (religiously) carry a small tool box with tools which will assist repair any difficulty at any time.

Sort of a guarantee, maybe a piece of mind thing.

I can't recall if I have ever needed it though. In the nearly 25 years I have owned it, the panel van has never broken down or refused to start anywhere else other than the front yard at home. I have never needed to tow it at any time.

I drive other cars, including the Mrs' car, however it has never occured to me to carry a tool box in these cars.

dont take it out peter. you know what will happen if you do

You know you drive an escort when, The old girl at Vic roads says " Oh its one of those, my first boyfriend had one, with a sly smile and a twinkle in her eye.

not sure about anyone else, but you get pulled over by the police every time you drive it for random breath and license checks

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Originally posted by grant

not sure about anyone else, but you get pulled over by the police every time you drive it for random breath and license checks

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Is there a correlation with your Wanted to Buy topic (ie: does 1 cause the other)?

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Originally posted by grant

anyone got a 354 diff in brisbane?

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you get passed by a cortina[:x)]

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Originally posted by 240corty

you get passed by a cortina[:x)]

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when you pass a cortina [88][:x)]