when its hotter out side then your heater

When it is raining, there is more water inside the escort than outside!

your horn doesnt work when youve got the headlights on,

the alternator light comes on when you brake

if you hold down the horn, then brake the horn note changes

if you brake the horn doesnt work

....lol

1 - If you have to leave the car parked in a public place, you use a steering lock. This is not to deter theives, but a sign to the police that its not an abandanoed car. [:x)]


2 - You talk to senior citizens at the local shopping centre car park to see if they will sell their 1 owner Escort that is straight a dye with virtually no miles on it. Your eyeing off what you could get for the original parts on it, or the idea that you have a sound body to strip the car and convert it into something that will cause carnage on a race track.

"1 - If you have to leave the car parked in a public place, you use a steering lock. This is not to deter theives, but a sign to the police that its not an abandanoed car." [88][88][88][88]

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Originally posted by smallvan

Its cheaper to buy parts in the UK, than in Australia
And they know what you are talking about [88]

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when you say "pinto" or "kent" they dont think you talking about cigar/smokes

Your spraying WD-40 in the distribitor to dry up the points!

If you lock the keys in it you can use anyones key (pop stick) to unlock the door.

It's a miracle if the interior light works when you open the door.

How about this...you know you DON'T drive an Escort when it takes you many weekends of diciphering the sh!t in the engine bay just to pull the motor out and whack a new one in and it doesn't get done in half a day.

I am indeed talking about my Skyline...hahaha. Stupid technology.

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Originally posted by Juiceman

How about this...you know you DON'T drive an Escort when it takes you many weekends of diciphering the sh!t in the engine bay just to pull the motor out and whack a new one in and it doesn't get done in half a day.

I am indeed talking about my Skyline...hahaha. Stupid technology.

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I know the feeling, it took me 5 minutes to work out how to top up the radiator in my AU Falcon[xx(]