The engine oil level keeps dropping but the engine doesn't blow any smoke....

All of your friends and family bought new cars 25 years ago, however you still refuse to let the old girl go

You are on pole at the traffic lights on a multi lane road, the lights go green, you take off, however you cause a bank up of traffic behind you as new cars race to overtake

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Originally posted by fordsy

You've had your highbeams on for the last three hours and no one has noticed.

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hahahahahaha mine are on all the time!

and i dont know about you T_Mark but the wipers in my mk2 are sick!

anyway, You know you drive an escort when....

-your able to fix a broken throttle cable with a key ring

-your able to limp the car home with a $1 coin

-your ignition barrel refuses to turn even with the steering lock free

-when you start getting nervous because the big hill coming up ahead may cause the engine temp to go higher than the speed your doing

When the smile doesn't leave your face. when behind the wheel

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Originally posted by martymexico

When a Huntsman spider wanders across your windscreen......on the inside!!!

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I had two of them today!


-you know where you park it when the concrete is blacker then the rest

when it rains your feet get saturated.

..the front end is so worn & sloppy you hit the brakes & the wobble gets so violent the passenger door bursts open !

you have run out of petrol too many times to remember cos the gauge is never right.

continuing on from james. you car smells like petrol cus you have to carry a jerry can in the boot for when you run out of fuel.

you carry superglue with you all the time so you can re fit the mirror when it falls off.

....when you take a left hand corner too fast and your door swings open. -.-

You have a couple of spare small bolts that fit as fuses 'just in case'

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Originally posted by JamesR

you have run out of petrol too many times to remember cos the gauge is never right.

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On a similar note.


You consider your self lucky when the fuel gauge is working.