As the title suggests.

You know you drive an escort when...

All the windows fog up when it rains and your windscreen wipers are crap.

You guys should should have heaps of these

You brake hard or corner hard and the windscreen washer water squirts on the window.

When your girlfriend is the starter motor, push starting all the time.

Old guys approach you at the servo/shopping centre and say, 'I used to have one like that'...... 'Does it have the twincam engine?' etc etc...

when you have the RACV/NRMA/ ect on speed dial [xx(]

When a Huntsman spider wanders across your windscreen......on the inside!!!

(1) You start braking early for the next corner - starting to brake as you leave the last corner should give you enough time.

(2) Your wife refuses to drive the car (no problem here)

(3) You can fix nearly anything that goes wrong with it mechanically - that's because you have had to fix the same problem in the past.

your doing well if your driving it, and not underneath it!!!

You've had your highbeams on for the last three hours and no one has noticed.

You approach a seemingly harmless corner and then next thing you know you're upside down. Or is that just me? [:x)]