2011/03/09 09:38:55
muzza
A person who goes to bed with an itchy bottom wakes up with a smelly finger!![:x)]
2011/03/09 12:46:31
Avon
If offered a breath freshening mint, always accept.

2011/03/13 18:07:00
Paul Crehan
Always remember early bulling makes for early calving
2011/03/13 22:31:27
maxrs
Be like a Duck.
Nice and calm above water. Working like mad underwater to keep it afloat.
2011/05/18 19:04:43
MK1_Oz
Never put your finger in a spinning flap wheel...

Having your eyeball scraped at 3am in A&E isn't fun (twice)

2012/04/24 16:20:52
pome karl
never put your finger where you wouldnt put your willy, 
contrary to popular belief, fingers dont grow back
2012/06/25 17:23:46
Mickos321
You can only truly help those in the long run who are willing to help themselves in the first place
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